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1. stop
2. do not enter
3. stay of median
4. no outlet
5. dead end
6. welome to north dakota
signs of sexual frustration are somewhat frustrating
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Also know as STC.
Caught by having sex with someone mentally unbalanced who then creates drama and problems through insane actions for the person they slept with.
I can't believe he slept with her! Isn't he afraid of catching an STC?!
He seemed so nice before I slept with him. How was I to know he would have sexually transmitted crazy and break out the windshield on my car?
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You rub you nose on someones anus and laugh like Peewee Herman.
My girlfriend asked me to Peewee Herman (sexual) her in bed last night during foreplay.
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Being "friends" with someone, but both of you share a small amount of attraciton to the other. Could be because you are ex-lovers, or one is in a relationship, or that no one made a move when you first met, and now you're just "being friends"
I hang out with my ex-boyfriend, we're awesome friends... but it's more like friends with sexual tension, becase I know he likes me even though I have a thing for girls
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Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.
Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
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Fat guys who know they are awesome call themselves that.
Skinny guy: I'm hot.
Fat Guy: I'm a piece of White Sexual Chocolate
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when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
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