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when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple
man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap
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When an uncircumcised man puts Skittles into his foreskin and slaps someone while yelling "smell the rainbow!"
My boyfriend Rainbow Slapped me the other day and it doubled as a really good snack.
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Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....
Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
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Anal sex with a girl from the south.
"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"
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A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.
Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps
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Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.
Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.
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Masturbation. Beating your meat
I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!
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