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While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.
That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!
I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.
Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!
Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)
The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.
Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19
According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry
Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry
When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.
"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!