When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.
Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?
It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear
Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy
A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
Paper width eyed people who sit down and crack a cold one with dog on there plate
“Hey Hiroshima can you pass me that crispy foreskin from that Great Dane because South China is so great”
An annoying obsession with all things to do with south african culture
Hey bro,she cant stop talking about his accent its driving me crazy,shes totally suffering from South Afriphilia.
When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag