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unicorn tea party

when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.

This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.

Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).

Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.

by putrifiedwalrus March 25, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea, Coffee, Let's dance?

the USSRic phrase the proposal to the girl to meet the evening together, to friend closer, not hint the sex (but someone maybe kept in mind).

Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness

- Hey, Jane, what r u doing after classes?
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork Scotch Tea Towel

A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.

Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?

Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.

by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009

240๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


More Cream than Tea

a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.

Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...

by Captain Dale September 20, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and then proceed to urinate in each other mouths.

The two men chatted at the Portuguese Tea Party during last nights events.

by Sloppy Moe January 18, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sugar Honey Iced Tea

A secret way of shit out in public such as school

OH Sugar Honey Iced Tea!

by FlyingTurtle1243 October 18, 2017

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sugar honey iced tea

Sugar - S
Honey - H
Iced - I
Tea - T

It means "SHIT", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear.

"OH! Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"

by K- K- KATIE! August 30, 2005

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