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Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

by shayshay0812 February 24, 2018


The CEO of Sex

Ned Leeds

Ned Leeds is the CEO of Sex

by NepgearAfficionado March 17, 2022

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Concrete Sex

Concrete sex is when a man is giving anal and knocks the person receiving the anal out. As they have knocked them out the muscles in the anus grow tight and trap your penis inside the anus until the receiving person wake up.

I was having Concrete Sex with jenny the other day and I knocked her out cold for 30mins. Mate my dick went numb

by Calhayes1 May 11, 2014


Bci Sex

Hold on to your neural implants, folks, because we're diving deep into the world of BCI sex, also known as "because I sex." It's the mind-blowing fusion of brain computer interface and naughty time. With BCI sex, you're not just watching porn, you're strapping on your brain machine interface and becoming the star of your very own neuro-erotic adventure. It's like being the director, the actor, and the audience all at once - a one-person show of pleasure. Your brain becomes the ultimate pleasure playground, giving you sensations you never knew existed. It's a whole new level of "because I sex" - because you can, because it's wild, and because why the hell not? So, if you're ready to unlock the secrets of your mind and explore uncharted territories of pleasure, grab your BCI and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. Just remember, things might get a little messy, so have some brain wipes handy. Now, let the "because I sex" adventure begin! Get ready for sex 2.0! Chimichangas not included.

Have you tried bci sex? Its like sex 2.0.

by unkledadi May 23, 2023

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friend-sex

(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.

Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.

by Nikki Stixx October 26, 2022


Sex repulsed

A person who may experience sexual attraction but the act itself for that person is so gross that it's unthinkable or cannot do it
It can be because the Nature of the person.

Sex repulsed persons can be asexual or experience sexual attraction to another human being, they just cannot go any further than that.

An asexual person can be sex- repulsed or can be sex-tolerant,

A sex repulsed person however, not always is asexual.

A sex repulsed person usually doesn't enjoy sex or had never experienced it because the very idea for that person is that sex is repulsive, it can be due Many reasons,

A sex repulsed person it's very diferent to the voluntarie celibacy because the person under celibacy do it for religious or personal reasons, but a sex repulsed do it because the act itself for that person it's gross, unhealthy, or invasive, even if the person finds another human being cute or attractive, sex repulsed persons don't do sexual acts because of their reject on sexual behaviour

-whoa man look at that girl ass, i would smash it .
-meeh, I would'nt, I'm sex repulsed, i don't like sex.
-Wtf bruh, are u a fuckin alien?.

by Humptrydumpty September 8, 2021

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Sex defender

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

by Sukoforiko January 15, 2021

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