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Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman February 19, 2006


chunky chinky cookie

a kid who tries to work ' the hair flip ' yet udderly fails. he is somewhat asian or chinese physicaly and mentally. you go all nun on him and your ruler will break.

logan gagne is a chunky chinky cookie.

by yournotblacksorry. March 27, 2010


that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 29, 2004


pop your cookie

When you cum in the face of Hillary Clinton.

by fck the only thing left is you! May 03, 2003


cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.

After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.

by hatlamp February 13, 2011


cookies n cream

Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.

Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.

I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.

by Ben and Joey November 27, 2007


Vaginal Cookie Grease

That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.

I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease

by Slap Jackin October 12, 2004