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When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !
When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'
When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.
Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?
You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.