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The restaurant closed down because everyone was suddenly going through hard times.
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an Australian expression that means "time to eat dinner"
eat tea
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-noun.
1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.
2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.
The President's secretary: "Mr. President, we have scheduled you for some Michelle-time from 9 to 10 this evening."
Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"
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The passing of time an hour later than standard time, but still 5 minutes better than dealer time.
girl: "dude wtf yo, i've been waiting here in the fuckin rain for a whole hour now you bastard!!!"
boy: "sorry gee, i'm runnin on jay time here, innit!"
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someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.
Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*
"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."
Victim: ...
Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!
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Doing something that doesn't need to be done
Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time
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