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back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs
your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds
An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game
(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"
i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.
ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"
ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."
Tit sandles are when a woman has really saggy boobs
"Man her boobs are soo saggy she could have tit sandles
Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.
Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.