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When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.
That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!
why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this
why would you search oatmeal dicks
When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.
Similar to a Bangmaid
Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"
My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.
I was in the water to long I have ripple dick
A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.
To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.
Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?
Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.
Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
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