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I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy
A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.
Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.
1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.
2) Type of Onion
Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"