checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

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Sock Drawer tits

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

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polka dot sock

A pink sock that turns out to have cancer of the colon.

Jeff: Hey Heinrich, what are you doing here at the hospital?
Heinrich: I gave Jennifer a pink sock, only it turned out to be polka dot sock instead of pink.
Jeff: What the...?
Heinrich: She has cancer.
Jeff: are you saying she smokes?

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Keds and tube socks

Only teenage dirtbags who listens Iron Maiden where this combo

Oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks

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Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

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Grippy socks

Wearing socks during sex

Mark uses grippy socks in the bedroom.

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DrIlL sOcKs

Yo BiTcHeS! ThIs Is WoRd FrOm ThE sTrEet!! ThIs WhEn Yo DrIlL SgT. TaKeS oFf HiS sOcK aNd UsEs It As A cOnDoM wHeN rApIn Yo A$$!

ThIs WhEn Yo DrIlL SgT. TaKeS oFf HiS sOcK aNd UsEs It As A cOnDoM wHeN rApIn Yo A$$!

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