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the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.
Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!
Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.
A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."
This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.
Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members
“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”