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when a girl is fingered by a guy who picks his nose. this leaves boogers in the vagina.
girl: ewww that guy just picked his nose!
guy: his girlfriend must have a booger vagina!
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1: A vagina that sags.
2: A vagina that has been fucked so much that it resembles an Arby’s roast beef sandwich.
Bruh, my girlfriend gotta saggy vagina.
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Fingering a vagina is great but you know that you're not reaching max potential because you wish your dick was inside her instead.
Fingering a vagina was great, but I feel like there could of been someing more...
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A synonym for a chastity belt.
"Man I couldn't get to her last night, 'cuz she had one of them vagina riddles on!"
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Vagina with a clit of dynamite
Person 1; Yo dude your mom has some VAGINA-MITE! in her closet
Person 2; Fuck you
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When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.
Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...
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