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Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.
e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.
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Pain water is very similar to tears, but not really through sorrow. You're not crying because you're upset, but because you're either talking about something you are passionate (and tears flow because it's about something that's been denied from you for so long) or a bad memory that causes trauma in years to follow. This can also be attributed to
physical pain, where you may be hurt to the point of the body producing water that pours from the eyes.
It's important to know that you're not sad, but rather dealing with pain that is either psychological, emotional, or physical. Most men may refer to tears as pain water to acknowledge that they are dealing with pain that's most likely in their mind. This is also not to be attributed to manly tears, though it is a similar bridge to that and tears from sadness.
"Wait...are you crying?"
"Crying? ...Oh...I guess a little pain water got out..."
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Earl Grey tea, served hot.
Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation
'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'
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The massive retention of water in the legs due to various health issues. Also known to be caused by mental stress brought on by divorce, and specifically, divorce resulting from your spouses new found lesbianism.
Ryan: "Your legs are massive and look as though they are full of water."
Justin: "Don't make fun of me...I'm all fucked up. My wife is a lesbian and now I have water legs."
Ryan: "You make me want to vomit!"
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the disgusting taste of cheap bottled water left in a hot car for 2 months.
eeeww! plastic water!!
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When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".
I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!
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Something stupid Leo came up with.
"Enhanced water doesn't really exist."
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