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When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.
Look at the bulldog ass on that one!
For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse
Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!
the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!
Friend: im trying to fight you
Me: Man don’t make me play in yo ass
A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).
Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.
The act of of a naked man lying on another man's back while, holding his legs up, and inserting a vibrating dildo into each end. The man on top then rolls off the man while wearing a traditional fez. (It is known to be more pleasurable with a fez on.)
Mikey: That was some good ol' reverse ass tingler!
Yoka: That's wassup! Our balls didn't touch, so it isn't gay!