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Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
Occurs during sleep paralysis when a Deamon literally takes out his dick and fucks you in the ass and face.
Wyatt: “Hey Clayton FUCK YOU”!
Clayton: “I hope you get Deamon Dicked tonight”!
Wyatt: Dude that’s fucked
A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!