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The highest level of intellect
“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”
When you take a shit and it feels like your asscheeks are being ripped apart from wiping.
John: man.. that was a huge ass sore, i kept clenching my buttcheeks..
that one bestfriend of yours that is a total whore who fucks anyone who walks. also goes by the name ivy
you know that skanky ass slut ivy? she's fucking with ariels man
Thermonuclear ass occurs when you eat a shit load of taco bell with diablo sauce and you obliterate your toilet and everything within a two mile radius of ground zero at three in the morning
Dude i ate twenty bucks worth of Taco Bell last night and got some thermonuclear ass going on…….i think I killed the neighbors cat and my toilet in one go.
Flowing sudsy diarrhea following the release of a dry nugget of poop caused by constipation.
I've got a nasty case of champagne ass.
When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
A step up above being just a moron and an idiot.
You, my dear friend, are an moron ass.