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Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023


my dot

it means that a woman is on her period

hey girl
on the phone: “hey have you got your period yet mine is late”
“yeah i am on my dot i started today”

by relanhahahhahah May 14, 2021


My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much

My bed is a copy of heaven

by Sussy roach September 5, 2021


My face is just raining

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

by XProHandsoap December 9, 2018


my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.

"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life

by Spghetty December 20, 2017


Cock in my ars

The same as i have already said

Person 1- _____ means this

Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars

** adds extra emphasis to phrase

by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020


Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 December 12, 2015