Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"
You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher
When dried semen gets stuck in an untrimmed ass hair.
"My friend said her crack was itchy because her ass mousse dried around her thong"
Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.
“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”
Someone that goes on long walks at night in an attempt to cope with their eternal rejection from love.
The Foo Foo Ass Bitch went on a long walk after spending another valentines day alone.
Ass fat drizzle is when sweat builds up between your ass cheeks and drips.
Dude, Did you see Brandon's underwear? They were covered in Ass fat drizzle.
A term for saying someone's butt looks comfy/firm