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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy
They tend to go out with people named Ryan. she also has the biggest tits ever
"Will you go out with me" Ryan asked
"yeah sure we can fuck later if you want" said Maddy Day
" that would be great" said Ryan
They tend to go out with people named Ryan. she also has the biggest tits ever
"Will you go out with me" Ryan asked
"yeah sure we can fuck later if you want" said Maddy Day
" that would be great" said Ryan
‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance
“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’
On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.
This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.
Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.