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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 22, 2009


Ass Period

When you get fucked so hard in the ass that blood comes out afterwords

“He gave me an ass period after anal

by I’ve experienced ass periods May 22, 2022


Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022


Faggot ass nigger

A gay Black person who cockblocks another Black person from having heterosexual sex with someone. A gay Black man that commits sexual abuse, or rape towards another Black man. A gay Black person.

Tyrone cockblocked Jamal. He’s a faggot ass nigger.

by DemonPeachxBlade January 21, 2025


Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get

Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.

by kyle and zaviour January 2, 2022


Whompin' on that ass

A phrase meaning rough/intense anal sex, usu. itha woman. Used by men to describe the act of bending a woman over, and ramming her up

the ass really really hard.

OR

Nightclub anal rape, not usually seen in America, more of a Bangkok, Thailand thing.

Johnny: Nigga, I was whompin' on dat ass fo' like 25 minutes then I busted up in her face like BAYUM.

Tyrone: Damn nigga you best secure that shit and get that bitch a ring if she lets you whomp that ass like that.

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Johnny: Nigga I just whipped my cock out at the club and started whompin' on that asshole like it wasn't shit.

Tyrone(through the glass): Nigga you dumb as shit I ain't fuckin' bailin' you outta this shit next time. Fuckin' dumb ass bitch I'm gonna fuck yo' girl.

by LeRoy Tastycakes McBiggums July 19, 2012


stupid ass dumb bitch

a stupid ass dumb bitch, also known as Gaige Coose, is someone who claims to have no bitches on his dick when he actually does

Damn Gaige really said he doesn’t have any birches on his dick again? He really is a stupid ass dumb bitch.

by herepesfree February 28, 2023