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You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).
Basically, the term "day chicken" means, lick my titties in arabic. L my S on your Ds, and butter me up buttercup in spanish.
Basically, if you are declared a "day chicken" you pretty much dont have to ever worry about claiming your manhood any other way, people know you fuck bitches. And sometimes eat obese cabbage patch looking 15 year old girls. Either one, youre a winner winner chicken dinner. Sometimes people use it to describe ones standing in a relationship.
For example Peter wanted to show his wife who was boss so he ejaculated into her eardrums and screamed RED RUM at the top of his lungs and became the "day chicken" of the partnership.
On January 15th you give a girl a hoodie
Give a girl a hoodie day because she is cold
A holiday celebrated when your Birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th).
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my Birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating your Birthentine's Day!"
On november 6th every year is olivia wilson day a certain someone named landon totten has to ask her out on this day or else he'll get bad luck for 30 years
"hey landon did you know its olivia wilson day"
landon: " oh shit i gotta ask that bitch out"
Thursday... what can i say, thursday.
Gymbrah 1: Its thursday today i cant wait to hit chest for the 3 time this week!
Gymbrah 2: Shut the fuvk up brah its deadlift day today!
january 2nd give a keira all the love and attention they need cuz keira's are awesome
keira: its national keira day all
person1: weeeee love u keira