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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”
Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
This is a type of Nigga that you need to watch for. He think that prison rule is the rules of life. Don’t drop the saop or he might be behind you. This nigga is the type that would put his seed in your son. He is the type of nigga who over the age of 18, but still think if you are over the age of 10 you on up for grabs.
Watch out, that Cagle ass nigga is coming for your 12-year-old son.
From the French "cul sec", equivalent of bottoms up, drinking your glass in one go.
At the bar : "Lets get Jagger bombs, and this time : dry ass !" proceeds to drink his glass in one go
Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.
My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.