A simple misunderstanding. Redirect to centaur ass.
BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.
When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.
1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.
“Who let that nigga cook bruh”
“On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”
"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect
(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)
"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"
When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.
I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.
Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.
or
Someone: You have a girlfriend now?
Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?