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4 people get in the 69 position
me my girlfriend & 2 hookers were happy after our 69 × 2
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Like the velociraptor from Jurassic park... Clever girl... (I think that's a reference. Now go! Find it! We're canonically playing find the reference still! Remember!? Remember that thing I said before!? That still applies! Or DOES it!? OoOoOoOoOoOo!)
Hym "Real cute... It's cute, really... Reeeeeeeeaal cute-"
Iam "What are you talking about!?"
Hym "The matriarchy 2... Somebody thought she was a fucking smarty-pants didn't she? No no no it's cute. Doesn't work on me but cute... Reeeeeeal-"
Iam "STOP SAYING CUTE! Jesus!"
Hym 😑 "......... Cute."
Iam 😮 💨
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1) to leave more than one dead
2) to leave somewhere with more than one female
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A good game that really was kind of a repeat of the first game with new maps and !!!OMG Dool Welding Rox0rz!!! The multiplayer is kind of cool, but is really just a barebones TFC/Deathmatch thingy.
My XBox-fanboy friend: Man, I broke up with my girlfriend 'cause she called me like fifty times when I was on Live.
Me: You're stupid.
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Two opposing views, where both parties debate and present their arguments.
Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
sorta like mung, except its with a pregnant woman
i got mung 2 all over my face when you punched pat in the stomach
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The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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