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The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !
Phil:
Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?
Brad:
Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !
Phil:
What a Loser
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Has anyone
Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper
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a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.
yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one
(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”
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Surprise or exclamation.
A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.
Hi John.
"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.
Fine But, hows you.
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Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.
Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
You: What?
1. The slope of Jensen Ackles' beautiful booty
2. The only equation that actually matters
1. Fangirl: *sees picture of the Ackles ass* ASDFGHJKL SO BOOTYFUL!!! y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10!!!
2. Now that I know the equation that gives the human race life, I no longer feel the need to participate in math class. *drops out of school to watch Supernatural full-time*
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This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.
Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"
Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""
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