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Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.
"Dang what was that smell?"
"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."
Dylan is a down to earth sweet guy , who cares for everyone (even family just doesn’t like to show it) he tries to hide his emotions but isn’t too good at it . If you find yourself a Dylan you’re pretty lucky he will love you unconditionally and be the best friend you could ask for or partner . Dylan is very sweet but he’s built a wall around his life if your lucky enough to tear the wall down then you’ve got him for life . Dylan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet but he’s a stubborn ass
Dylan is never going to let you live that down
Atypical lover from the countryside, Dylan surprised his surrounding by his highlight. Modest, and with a charming side of insecurity. Dylan is the guy, you want to spend a all day at the back of a van cuddling on the back seat and speaking about higher forces and the dark side of your moon and the one of your mom.
Dylan is a passionate man, talented and full of resources. Sometimes pissed by the stupidity or selfishness of humans, he can lose his patience. With a big heart, Dylan will always be there to hear about your rambling at the diner of the corner.
Amazing nature, Dylan also need space as his brain is always movement in his cortex, and sometimes makes too much bubulles.
Dylan is someone who love and need to be love. That good because we love him.
#dylan #loverboy #passionate #talented #mantomarry
dylan - he is a white guy, probably from the west coast and smells like fart dodoo, probably well known for diddyjiggles and has a girlfriend that is very cute, if u name ur child dylan, he will have a hard life.
ewwww… it smells like… dylan in here.