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Last night Latwanda was on her period, but I unleashed the Strawberry Semen Monster anyway... Now I need to buy new sheets
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The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
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when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...
also it could mean a penis
he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back
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I call my dick Daddy's little monster.
Maegan is Daddy's little monster!
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A term used to humiliate a person who has a sick fetish for poo, can also be used to humiliate a person who either gives or receives anal sex.
Can also be used in first person tem to describe one's self.
"yo, sam over ther is the biggest bog monster, he did shelly and nadia in the ass last night"
"man, im the biggest bog monster ever. I just enjoy anal to much"
"yer you are a hugh bog monster"
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The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
Loch Ness Monster, Scotland
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an exclamation representing the act of spazzing or going insane. it can also be used to describe a person who is very anal about a particular thing.
1) are your parents still ah real monsters about dating
2) omg my parents bought me a new car i was spazzing out liek AH REAL MONSTERS
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