Lap in a box

A laptop placed into a bin with a laptop cooler pad and some speakers.

I made myself one of those lap in a boxes.

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snore box

a boring ass person that is extra whack and doesn't like to do anything

James: Yo you wanna hang out with Layla?

Tia:Nah son she a snore box!!!

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Cold Box

To smoke marijuana in a closed area that is so uncomfortably cold that it removes the pleasure from smoking in the first place.

We cold boxed Nick's garage last night. It fucking sucked.

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pussy boxing

A fetish game played by men who smack their junk on cats heads; trying to get them to, scratch, bite, or paw at their penis and or testicles.

Albert:"hey Jim want to come over Saturday so we can do some pussy boxing."

Jim:"i need to use your cat though, cause Chumkins just died of a fractured skull."
Albert:"don't worry about it cause Suzy just had a litter of kittens."

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Jack in a box

When you have an erection that your girlfriend doesn't know about and you whip it out of your pants and show her your hard on, usually with a really pleased expression on your face.

I was lying in bed reading the other day when Rob pulled down the sheets and sprung his jack in a box on me!

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snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."

(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."

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Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.

"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"

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