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Christianity

And none of those things apply exclusively to Christianity. You could make the same video for any cult. "What would it take for me to join a cult?" Change 5 words and it applies in the exactly same way.

Hym "Not exclusive to Christianity. Stop being a shill."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


Christianity

satanism

all hail satan christianity

by pnenis June 28, 2022


Christianity

Christianity A mental illness Similar to schizophrenia thinking a sky daddy god is real and Can be heard When someone speaks in tongues and saw and felt and learned about in a biblical Delusional book

Hey These abrahamic Believers must be Delusional and have a Mental illness Called Christianity so Sky daddy syndrome is real Jesus Christ unholy Messiah they need help

by Lucifer's prince July 8, 2022


Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.

He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.

by missshelll January 12, 2023


Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018


Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022


Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

by Bussieblasta December 6, 2021