quiet sex so the kids do not wake up
we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside
when at least two girls (4 should be plenty. You'll understand why) surround a guys head and grind there asses on his head at the same time.
The act of surrounded smother dancing was made. 4 girls treated one lucky dude by grinding all of there asses on each side of his head at the same time.
Where you are happy and dance because you have shampoo on your head. One needs to be exceedingly happy about having shampoo on one's head to truly perform a successful happy-shampoo-dance.
"I did the happy shampoo dance."
What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
You can pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you.
Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.
Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.
During intercourse be inducing of an epileptic fit causing contractions of the labia and anus creating a far more intense sexual experience or orgasm.
Yvonne "shake mutherfucker just don't foam"
Trevor "gnarrrrr"
Yvonne "yeah flash dance me bitch"
a dance that involves A LOTT of booty poppin' and God knows what else. a dance that pretty much only black girls (hence the name black girl dance) can do. sighh. we need more white black girl dancin girls in the world. YOU GO BLACK GIRRRRRLS! boy, do i wish i could get crunk/black girl dance.
*School Dance*
white girl #1: danngg. i wish i could dance like themm black girls. *tries to black girl dance but looks like a fish outta water*
white girl #2: yeahh dont try that again. leave the poppin and shakin to the black girls. *tries to dance but looks like a person tryna start a lawnmower*
basically, white girls cant dance.