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Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


living dead girl

Original kickass song by Rob Zombie

Turn off that Soulja Boy shit, let's hear it for Living Dead Girl!

by asd;lkfja;dslfkja;sdlfkjas;dlfkjas;dflkj November 10, 2007

57๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead nigger storage

a word jimmie screams when u accidentally shoot martin in the face and bring him to jimmie's garage

IS THERE A SIGN IN MY GARAGE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE

by somerandomdudeidfk April 13, 2021

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead eye shart

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Had me dead

It means something is really funny.

Nah fam when she said peng it had me dead

by Jemimaa1 September 14, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead parrot legislation

A piece of legislation whose title either intentionally or otherwise:-

1) Has little or nothing to do with how it will operate in practice. It may even be completely ineffective.
2) In practice does the exact opposite to the title.

Could also be described as a dud, con, fraud or even surreal.

The term refers to a famous Monty Python sketch about a dead parrot.

"...the Attorney General needs to look at this consultation paper again. If he doesn't we could end up with a piece of dead parrot legislation..."

by irritant August 4, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


He's dead, Jim

Used to calm someone down when overzealously destroying something. In other words, "enough already."

*Alex stabs someone in the face 38 times*

Jesus christ already, he's dead Jim.

by ` April 25, 2003

90๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž