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When one uses 2 one dollar bills earned from the strip club to wipe their ass and then stick the dollars to each eyelid while helicoptering their giant horse cock and screaming i’m a fat neek
that guy definitely likes to dirty kash
To attack someone with a bucket of horse semen whilst yodeling then proceeding to have intercourse with a lactating camel.
I pulled such a Dirty Willa on jeremy last weekend
The act of inappropriately touching fried chicken in various ways that don't look acceptable to the average chicken eater, and then taking the fried skin off and rubbing it all over your body.
Dude, i brought KFC home today, and my brother was doing a dirty solberg!
The act of fucking your partner with a giant dildo while it's suction cup to your forehead
Guy 1: "Why do you have a smudge on your forehead?"
Guy 2: "Me and my boyfriend did a Dirty Chas last night.
Guy 1: "Damn, you guys are really spicing up your relationship."
The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay
Oh my gosh my husband drove all day and still had time to give me a dirty cam when he got home
A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then boning a woman since he is heavily addicted to porn.
The Dirty-Lambo will generally show up to work, school, etc. looking extremely tired since he once again stayed up all night beating his meat to a computer screen.
"Look at that filthy looking dirty-lambo! No way am I shaking his fucking hand."
"Keep your dirty dick beating hands to yourself you fucking dirty-lambo."
"I think I am going to fire the new kid."
"Why"
"I have a suspicion that he is a dirty-lambo and that is whey he is tired all the time"
"I agree we should fire that stinky dick licking dirty-lambo"
The act of oral sex while dressing the penis in hotdog condiments and/or bun
I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.