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Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..
Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily
When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.
that man can slurpin douche!
A dude that cant keep his dick is his pants
That dude Cheeto has been with so many hoes what a douch nosel.
A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her
Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar
A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why