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Quibbling over a minor point.
Arguing over an unimportant point
Man 1: That blue paint is aqua not royal.
Man 2: yo holmes, you be trippin on egg shells.
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1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.
1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.
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A cheap New York breakfast sandwich costing $2.50 bought by hipsters and kids after school because their parents won't cook anything.
Tyron: Yo fam I'm gonna go to the deli to get some fire food. Want anything?
Elijah: Yeah bruh, get me a bacon egg and cheese.
Tyron: Ight fam.
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Only the biggest lousiest place in the middle of nowhere. Sure there are some "NORMAL" people, like CF and SF, but all the others are like fricken chickens running around without a head. Only come here if you feel like chillen with the old saggy bags or learning how to knit sweaters. Fun place-I THINK NOT!
"Hey grandma. whats for dinner today? what are we goin to do in Egg harbor township before curfew?".."Shut up you asshole and sit down we're goin to eat lentils and green beans and you'll like it BI-ATCH!"
haha fun times in EHT...
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When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.
Hunny I have a prize for you" "did you shove shit up your pussy?" "no…….it's an esso easter egg"
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the new form of child pornography...
You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!
aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
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when your getting head and your bout to cum and you flip your girl (or guy if you roll that way) over and go for the anal and she (or he) takes a shit right then and it forms a tasty snack
"Hey yo dude, the most amazing thing happened last night!"
"What?"
"Dude, i pulled off an American Egg roll!"
"Sweet!! Did she eat it?"
"What do you mean she? 'HE' ate it"
"Aww dude your gay!!!!"
"Yah you got a Problem with it?"
"Nope i am too!"
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