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February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 24, 2021


February 9

National slap ass day!!

Hey baby!! It’s is February 9!!

by coolguy16383 February 09, 2023


February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021


february 9

Ellie's Birthday

Ellie: Today is my birthday
Day: *is February 9th*

by SNACC ATTACC February 11, 2018


February 13th 2008

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over

woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes.. yes i do"

by slump6s October 07, 2021


February 13th 2008

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over

woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"

by slump6s October 07, 2021


Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.

Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours

by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018