Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day
Hey when was your moms birthday again?
Oh that, it was on February 9 why?
Wow your moms a bitch!
The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.
My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly
if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes.. yes i do"
if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over
woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"
Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours