your girl eats another mans food

Bitch you know she cheating on you if another man makes her food and she eats it like she food cheating my man dump that bitch

Bro I think she is cheating

What why?

She ate kyles food last night

your girl eats another mans food- cheating

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Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,

The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*

- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"

good food good meat good god let’s eat

Saying after prayer in floribama shore, used to thank the lord for the meal they are about to receive

Thank you lord for blessing us with this food, good food good meat good god let’s eat

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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

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College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food

You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

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This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

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