Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.
*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”
Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
when something is simply pointless
to play for butter and jam
“You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”
Another name for period sex
I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.
When you play air guitar to the new metallica song
dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding
other dude: you freak
When a female excretes a sticky jam like substance from her lady lips when you tickle around the inside of her flaps
I stroked her lady lips until she gushed tickle jam
When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim
"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".