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Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.
She also has a fish eye.
Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.
Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.
Good style and has a unique sense of humor.
Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?
Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~
The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....
"Trojan has a silent T" *Jordan Blink*
She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool
Omg Jordan Gympies??
Is it pronounced Gym-Pies or Gympies???