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Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.
POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!
Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3
Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.
Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.
Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?
“That jordan does… such a weeb”
Junkie-fein
Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines
A very large penis
Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?
Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants
Jordan is someone who will steal your girl weeks after breaking up with her. Jordan waits for the vulnerable break ups
Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.
Who's that?
Oh that's Jordan he's perfect.
animal gene creation jordan is the type of guy to miss a jumpshot you can't bet your life on his jumpshot he's usally called "The Next Micheal jordan" even though he's rubbish at basketball but makes the team because the coach takes pity in him.
uhg.. that guy is such a jordan