An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.
Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.
Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?
John: Things Just Got out of Hand
An innocent saying by a cute critter such as a quoll
I’m a cute quoll. I’m very cute. Jooc don’t you think I’m cute?
Toad: sure
Just out of curiosity
When man goes to Brentford Odeon in his whip or on the bus to watch Big In Japan
Pilgrimage just do nothing is not for Kold FM wastemen
Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.
If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...
When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.
Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.
Person 2: *ignores*
Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.
Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.