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Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl

Mom: I love my lesbian son

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020


Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when you a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your gurl

Mom: I love my lesbian son

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020


Star Fishing Lesbian

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.

Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian

by MsStoleYourWife May 1, 2024


Lesbian Monkey

Another Term of Gay

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.

by SirObama March 17, 2020


Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 17, 2020


Lesbian Sex

Okay, I'll give you a story:

Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.

Woah, those two girls are totally having lesbian sex in the bathroom. You can just hear them humping each other!

by URMOMCUMMEDONMYPUSSYLMAO January 2, 2025


Lesbian sex

I burst through the door holding Lilah by her thighs while kissing her passionately. I practically sprint to the bedroom and throw her on the bed, I say “I only have an hour till my gf gets home” and lilah says “I don’t care mami, right now you’re all mine. I slowly unbutton her blouse while kissing her with all my force and when I finally get down to her pants she lets out the slightest moan. “Are you ready for the ride of your life mami?” I say while slowly pulling down her lingerie. Finally I stick my tongue right in her tight pussy “EAT THAT PUSSY MAMI!!!” She says as I get as deep as I can in her pussy. I pull out for a second just to see her pussy throb then I stick an 11’ dildo right in her pussy. She goes “AUGHHHHHH YES MAMI YOUR SKILLS MAKE ME WANT TO CUM SO BAD!!!” Then she makes me pull out and says “your turn” so we go to the shower with both of us fully naked as she carries me and sucks my huge rock hard tits. We turn it on and right away she sticks the dildo in my and says “say my name or ill go harder” “MAMIIIII OUGHHHHH THAT MAKES ME WANNA CUM ALL OVER YOU” I say and she still goes harder and she hits my g-spot making me fall to the ground “oughhhhhh im cumminggggg, EAT ME OUT MAMI!!!! GIVE ME WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR” she eats me out and I orgasm 7 times in a row. Then my gf walks in the door.

Here’s an example: I want ur number so. I can have lesbian sex wt u

by I_like_to_fuck January 12, 2025