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A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew
Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
Dang, Matthew is so sweet and funny.
Nice hair, cute, nice amazing, not very smart wants to fuck dirty thoughts.
Matthew is a person who wants to fuck.
True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.
He is a real Matthew
Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.
I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.
Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️
But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”