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The best goalie of the 05-05 Phoenix Roadrunners.
Conversation about Michael Mole between two fans.
-Dude, I wants me some guacaMOLE!
-Well, I wants me some Chewy!
-No way, man. Molezie's got it going on!
-True dat, true dat...
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The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.
Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.
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a love story legend in greek and as so they got married. (common to romeo and juliet)
hey! did you hear the love story about giannis and michael?
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To whinge, moan and complain unceasingly to prove importance of the relevent issue at hand but not to actually solve the issue or problem, but more so to distract people from the realisation that you are achieving very little.
I Didn't feel like doing too much today so I did a Michael Price.
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Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.
Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.
The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.
God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs
Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
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America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.
Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.
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