A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.
“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”
Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.
Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!
The perfect couple. They've been through everything and fell in love almost instantly. Mike is the most amazing boyfriend, who protects his queen. Katy is a beautiful, unique girl who's loyal and a tad clingy. Their love is infinite. Nothing can break them apart. When his smoky eyes meet her brown eyes, the world stops in order to let them have a moment alone together.
"Mike and Katy are so cute!!!"
The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!
The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.
A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.
Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!