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The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.
Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled.
Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.
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the penis of a retarded individual
everyone was appalled at the sight of the down syndrome man masturbating on the bus. "he just pulled out his re-penis and began going to town." said one on looker
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when the male organ is aroused and in erection.
"Penis mode engaged.....Ready for take off"
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A secret gargantuan cock lord who reigns over all those whose penis are inferior to his in length and girth. Some say that the Penis King lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant dick can be fully stretched to it's maximum strength and power.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.
John: I am the Penis King!!!!
Me: No you're not.
John: Yeah you're right.
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This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.
GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!
ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!
ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.
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Indicating that there is a penis sprouting from one's butt - this word almost always has a negative connotation to it.
Osama Bin Laden is such a penis-butt.
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The curves above a guys hips that lead downwards into their pants. Some guys have it, some don't.
See, he's got penis cleavage. Haha.
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