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When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.
I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.
When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.
Wow! Did she just blow the most dragon rings ever?