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The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.
When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass
Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.
When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…
What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.
to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism
R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat
Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"
I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.
NOUN
1.) People who were born in the country Russia
2.) People who have someone in their bloodline from Russia
1.) Person: I was born on the European side of Russia, that make me Russian
2.) Kid: GUY!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAAT!!
Kids' friends: What?
Kid: I just found out my great-grandmother was Russian!